Saturday, December 27, 2008

Neglect, Updates, Gay Clubs, & Tiaras

It's been over a month....I think that means Blog Protective Services can come in and totally begin an investigation. I apologize..I will never do it again. Unless its for a good reason like I was away or sick..or like I forgot my password [LOL]

So here's the dish:

1- I'm 21 now. Yaay Me! And what does that mean? No not that I can drink. It means that I can go to gay clubs [I'm straight blingy above my head by the way] and watch my gay male friends have a ball. Gay guys are so great. Everyone needs a gay husband. If you're down, put on your fav outfit, some great lip gloss, and go to a gay club. You'll feel like a princess. And be surrounded by queens & lovely men who buy you drinks and dance with you and [gasp] expect nothing in return! LOL...accept maybe a cute picture with you and some juicy gossip. I endorse this as the gay-man straight-woman one night stand. How scandalous does that sound? LoL tell your aunt about it and watch her freak out.

2-I like wearing tiaras now. Not like to Starbucks or anything. Just around my friends during our little random shindigs. Its a great conversation piece. It also gives you that I'm shiny factor. I like shiny things. I'm like a squirrel. Glitter soothes me. So I also support tiaras.

3- Thank you to Jamie Foxx. No not for the new tunes, but for pointing out what I already know. Terrence Howard is odd as hell. THANK YOU SIR>>>THANK YOU!! Please check out his hilarious radio interview with Big Boi {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7_idTbI2E}[go paste it] Its crazy how dead on his impression is. Also...I'm not going to do all the work for you. Youtube..Terrance Howard Embarrasses Himself...& Terrance Howard is a dumbass {seriously these are the real taglines}. I believe the man has issues. Ego issues. Oh yeah and news flash

YOU CAN'T SING TERReNCE HOWARD...BOOOOOOOOO!!

Go buy intuition. LOL

'Til next time

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